Dearest Mun,

What do you mean with "the fourth wall has fallen"? It sounds like the pick-up line of a movie advertisment...

Anyway, with so many people here... Do you think Captain Usopp will be back? Even just for a little, just to see he's still fine.

Mun, mun, why do ya keep smilin' like that when I say I'm a colony? I am! Me 'n Meriken already decided!
 
Y' should prolly learn about Italian peasant village life from where I come from, mun. Oh? Uhm, Italian witch burnings too, if you really want, but I don't see why you'd need to know about them. Don't matter that'cha can't find anythin' after fifteen minutes, keep looking!

Oh, and where's Alec?

- Jane

[Here is a slimey, rotten pumpkin. Within the brown folds of decay one might be able to make out a sad jack-o-lantern face. It attempts to open its mouth and lets out a quiet, raspy scream, barely even audible.] Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh.... [It's pitiful, really. If only there were a Baman and Piderman to save him from his inevitable doom. Or a nice cookie pie.]

That's not funny.

I'm still alive? Well, holy crap.

Look, I'm glad you're kinda fighting through the nervousness and intimidation posting here anyway, but it's not that hard to canon review anyway. I know you were gonna plan it, but ya keep putting it off. Don't tell me you're scared of the zombies.

...

Actually, scratch that. Those things are kinda terrifying.  

Hey, mun. Do you know what people drank when they couldn't find clean water a couple hundred years ago? That's right, beer!

I'll have no complaints from you! I don't care that you think you have some stupid moral high ground because you've avoided drinking, I'm telling you to get drunk! I know you say it's poison, but how's that any different from that "water" you're drinking?

( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )

I'm glad you liked reading about us so much, mun! I don't know how I feel about being separated from the others again, but I trust you! I've never heard of a mun before, so they must be really strong!

MUUUUUUUUUN! IS THIS TRUE?!

You didn't tell me Kai was a girl! But wait, why do they keep referring to Kai as a "he"? Ve, I don't get it.

For heaven's sake, can't you keep focused on one thing for any length of time? It's rather tiring watching you run in circles, you know.

Emmeline Rotterdale

You've been doing this since you dropped me like a sack of potatoes four months ago. I get it. I do. School comes first and you like the space captain slut boy better and blah blah politics.

I can't compete with your undying love for hot asses in tight pants. I'm not going to do that for you. I'm not that kinda girl and you wouldn't appreciate it anyway. So why don't we cut our losses and you can just spend the next three weeks reviewing my canon because it's not like you have a life, sweetie and then you can put us both out of our misery and app me again.

Yes, I'll wait because no, you are not making me an Inmate.

This face? Doesn't do prison stripes.

Ah, finally, I've stolen the greatest treasure! [He has a film reel under his arm labeled "Decade: Final Chapter. All the answers to Decade are contained here!] I wonder what they're going to put in theaters now that I have this though...ah well, I'm sure it'll be fine.

As for you. You're talking about sending me somewhere else now? Either to a city full of heroes or a summer camp? Ugh, whatever you do, don't pick the former. It's probably full of people just like him...

I'm not going to Danny's house. You know why. It's not so I can brood alone on a rooftop either, fuck you, it's because — you know why, stop trying to make me explain myself.

And I don't do Christmas presents, so stop trying to make me buy them for people. Danny will be the sole exception (okay, maybe Selina, too). (And that cute girl with the Asian soap operas.) (No, I don't care if that's creepy of me. Why would I?)

...For someone who went on and on about how everything I did was for a good cause, you really don't know it's meant to pay off, do you? You think I let my emotions dig at me and that I'm going to snap someday.

I'm getting tired of you having so little faith in me. I almost hope your application is rejected so you have to redo it.


--Isaac

If what you tell me is true, then Pepper may be Waking in the city soon. You know, for the longest time, I thought about her everyday. I wanted her with me. She was always by my side. If she had come sooner...



Now, I don't know. It's been months. I've changed. The city has changed me. What will she think of me? What am I bringing her in to?

I'm making preparations for a war. I'm looking at people as potential allies. I'm starting to think of the armor as a weapon.



What's happening to me?

You're really going through with this? One game really isn't enough?

Better get to work, then. You still haven't finished that game and don't forget you need to refresh your memory on at least a little over the first game. Then you can start the application. Filling my name and canon hardly counts as starting, Mun.

Mun... I realize that it is nearly 2am, and you are slightly... deranged at this hour, but I'd like you to calm down and reflect on what you just told your roommate.

You cannot typecast the Turks. Tseng, Elena, Rude, and Reno do not look like Antonio Banderas, Cameron Diaz, Vin Diesel, and Keanu Reeves, respectively.

Now, go to bed before your roommate goes insane imagining things.

-Tifa

Mundane (I can't think of anything else to call you, though 'mundane' in and of itself sounds completely ridiculous). I'm aware...highly aware, actually, that you're suffering a bout of indecision. I would like to remind you that the various canons I'm in are highly different in places, and that you need to pick one. No, not a mixture of two, or the picking and choosing of various different canon bits to your whimsy. One.

I've also heard that you've got a vague idea for where you want to put me. I haven't really gotten any idea of what this place is like, though it being you, I'm very sure that this is going to be unpleasant on my side, and sadistic on yours. And right now I'm going to tell you that wherever it is, and whatever humiliation I'm most likely going to be subjected to it had better be worth it in some vague way. Now, I'm going to ask you bluntly, because I've been hearing it from the other muses about a certain game you've been eying.

What is this amatomnes place, and why do the other muses snicker when they mention it?

Mun.
You've never actually beaten any of the games. Ever. What makes you think you can play me properly?

... Don't say "I'm playing you as the assistant which makes everything easier for me!". That just means you're lazy.

Yours, until you get bored of me which'll happen soon knowing you,
Miriam aka Gameverse!Dawn.

PS: Yeah, yeah. I get it, you didn't want to call me Dawn but "Miriam"? Really?

You know, I'll probably regret this the second I say it, but god damn I'm bored.